Wibby is a big Harry Potter fan. With the girth of Hagrid and the demure of Ms. Minerva he goes about our condo waving his Wendy's Wand and spreading his magical dander all over the place. Well yesterday the little mugblood got into big trouble. Schug was going around saying she was "whose name must not be spoken" and acting all Crookshankety. Well, Wibby didn't like this fresh faced attitude. So, Wibby cast the spell Expectus Petronum! toward Schug. But because Wibby has a problem with mubbling he uttered Expecting To Cloneum! Schug vanished into air and wasn't heard or seen from since her last blog posting. That is until today when she and what appeared to be many clones of baby schug were found renting an apartment in the upper west side of new york city. See above pic. It is now being reported that Schug and her motley crue are getting along quite well in the city; tap dancing on sewer lids, selling oakley sunglasses and sporadic chinese acrobatic shows. However they miss momma, chewlotta and purple dinosaur. I am told that they will all come home soon, curl up with momma, give dirty looks to daddy and break Wibby's wand in two, rendering his fabulous powers useless.
PS - Did you notice the little schug hiding under the chair?
4 comments:
Is the real schug the one under the chair? He's scared like Gizmo from all the gremlin schug's?
Just Don't Add Water
lol; at first I was really confused but that whole story is hilarious!
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